Last year I was talking to Chris about food trends. I was thinking: noodle bars and create-a-salad bars. He told me about food science. Foams infused with flavours, crystallized ingredients like kimchi and seaweed, deconstructed desserts.
He used to work at WD-50 where the head chef Wylie Dufresne was crazy for food science. Ferran Andrea, the inventive chef in Spain, is also a name I've been encountering lately in the research I did at work and in the NYTimes food pages. I even found out that my fabulous workmate Derrick ate at Andrea's restaurant two years ago. He was like, "Oh yeah, I ate there. It was kind of weird." So food science has been on my brain. And I've been thinking about an invention that I think will really take off.
See, I love the movies, and I love food. But I hate food in the movies. You don't eat in church, do you? I guess you do if you're Catholic, the body and blood stuff, but I digress. As much as I love popcorn, and I do - in fact, Mica and I plan to do a show on the stuff - I just don't think that it's a righteous movie snack. It's too loud, it smells when it gets wet, it gets all over the place, and it gets stuck in the teeth. I'm saved by the fact that when I go to a commercial movie theater, I know the popcorn tastes like salty Styrofoam and is full of chemicals. However, I have a hard time turning down the yummy Film Forum popcorn.
So from time to time, I like to think about what I'd serve in my dream theater. One day when I was eating some dumplings at M2M (3rd Ave &11th) and looking across to the Loews Theater, I thought in lieu of messy and crunchy nachos, we should be served dumplings. Utensils are not really needed. They don't make any noise when they're steamed. Fried might be a little too loud. But the sauce. How to handle the sauce? It's too dark in the theater to fiddle with the plastic pouch of soy sauce and there'd be hell to pay if it ripped open too vigorously and spilled everywhere. Then I thought of it. The invention to change the world.
Soy Sauce Gel! It must be easy to make a liquid into a gel, just add carrageenan, the seaweed derivative. That's kind of Asian. Or maybe mix tofu or rice flour in the soy sauce so that it's thicker and we can put it in tubes like toothpaste, thus making it easy to squeeze and stick to our dumplings! Kids will love it! They'll use it like ketchup! Then I realized how dumb this line of thinking was. There already is gel soy sauce. It's called miso.
So maybe that idea isn't that great, but going to M2M to get a movie snack is. They have a great selection of ready made foods like veggie and meat dumplings, Japanese sushi, Korean kimbop, chips, crackers and candy. It's cheaper, tastier and healthier than the stuff at the chain theater.